nsfw meme.

✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before?

James was fourteen the first time he had sex, and he regrets it immensely even to this day.  It was so awful that the girl still avoids him at all costs even three years later, and he feels horrible about the whole encounter.  (He’s gotten much better since then.)

☺: How often does your muse masturbate?

Whenever he gets the chance.  He’s afraid to do it in his dorm because the other boys will hear him, so he usually sneaks away to the Prefects’ bathroom to relieve himself—or one of the hidden rooms on the Marauders’ Map.

Á : Is your muse loud in bed?

James was once so loud in the corridor that he upset several of the paintings around him, causing ten points to be docked from Gryffindor and the threat of expulsion to loom over him (very briefly).